sfux: i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
Night blogers really speak to me
like… what even inspires you to write such things that dont make any sense WHAT SO EVER
is there a non-sexual way to eat a lollipop SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER AND EAT THE REMAINS settle down there thor
ticktock-itsjohnlock: benshaws: i think what i dislike so much about school there’s this shove-down-your-throat emphasis on exams, and grades, and coursework, to the point where (as a person who enjoys learning) i don’t enjoy what i’m being taught. to the point where it can make me mentally unwell, and there’s really something fucking wrong about that. THIS IS SO FUCKING ACCURATE. TOO...
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
satans-fabulous-blog: morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
himchanspenus: Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
fancifullauren: irishfangirlshipper: dorkstrider: why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets It’s so they can sell us bags
band-nonsense: tessaviolet: peachofcake: tessaviolet: i’m tupac on the inside. tupac is dead. exactly. well this is more emotional than expected
potential-and-difference: prop-215: dazegetbrighter: what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them? How stoned are you right now? Was that a fucking pun?
spookymormon: spookymormon: my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
lameborghini: my spidey sense is tellin me that ur a little bitch
Fuck all of this.
worldaccordingtofangirls: i am so jealous of europeans three hours of travel and they’re in a whole different country, a whole different culture like seriously three hours of travel and i’m in another town that’s just like mine except three hours away
oomshi: Do you ever wonder why murder happens when things like bagels with cream cheese are present in society
monilip: dont-stop-runninggg: knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad That was deep
purgatorystuck: Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes I love spanish
Me: I'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes
*Wakes up February 5, 2069*
upgraders: upgraders: how do kids at hogwarts sext do they have to write a lil note and give it to their owl and it deliveries it to the recipient Lol im pretty sure sexting’s real I do it all the time